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ok, me and bestwiseguy went to autozone tuesday night. I wanted to find the emergency light button or the window defrost button so i can rewire my pushbutton start to one of those. We show up and there a guy working there who owns this crappy honda accord. We get out and he asks if I want to race, i look around, and say, race what? he points to the accord, I stutter trying not to sound like an asshole, I really don't want to embarass you. I tell him it's turbo awd and I pop the hood, I said i'll blow it off for him. Well he asks so you have nos in it? Not to mention he keeps calling them headers, bestwiseguy corrects him with the manifold, and the guy wants to show us some pizza dish tachs.... it was so painful, i couldn't even really laugh in his face. just thought you guys might think it was interesting.

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Lol I love honda guys, they are so full of their cars.

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thats ridiculous... that right there is why most people hate honda owners... so ignorant

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It was to damn funny, he had no idea what a bov was and i dont think he even understood what a turbo was. And to top everything off he wanted to race him in his 4 door honda accord,and wanted a 7 car headstart.

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LMAO i can see it now" hey man, lets lay it all down, you me a race... but i get 7 cars" LOL i woul crack up.. i would have raced him... not like it would have been against the law, you wouldnt have to speed to beat him lol

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Yea we were both trying our hardest not to laugh, but he was such an idiot.

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i woulda laughed in his ****ing face, tell him he is a stupid ricer.. whats he going to do, a burnout of anger?? he prolly wont get them spinnin lol

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I know, for some reason in our town all the employes at autozone believe they are supposed to rice out there cars.

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thats funny, shoulda raced em... maybe for some cash too haha

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Well Autozone kinda encourages rice a little so I am not surprised. You shoulda took his money. Lol You have to teach them.

"With great power comes great responsibility" Lol

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Shoulda just said "I only race for pink slips : P"

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wow that couldnt have been any more gay haha

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funny how stupid this guy is about cars yet he works at autozone.. a parts store, they should have some sort of qualification to work at those places, like a test or something. my friend owns a civic and as hard as it is to believe he had a tiny intercooler in the front of the car and i thaught it was turbo and i told him to pop it and he did and it was his intake XD it was so rediculious to think i almost fell for it, he later took it off and just drove it around w/the intake pipe in the front of his car right behind his bumper with no sort of filter or anything covering the pipe, i woulda slapped him if it wasnt already a piece of crap honda that deserved no better.
and you shoulda said ya ill race that piece of **** on foot, how much money you wanna put down?
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Hey dude you think thats stupid? I sent my girlfriend over there to get new plugs for her Rolla, and the guy said something about her having headers because they looked too nice to be stock... and im thinking to myself, what the ?... so i go to install the plugs.. and i see the intake manifold right in front of me.. and the exhaust is on the other side hahahahaha and i explained it to her and she laughed.

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WOWthats just sad.

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You have to just laugh at people like that so they dont think they have a cool car

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thats exactly right, its like an unwritten rule, we owe it to dsm drivers everywhere to laugh at crappy hondas
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^^agreed