I just wanted to let everyone know how much I hate you EVO guys...
you get all the good **** while the rest of us just get to sit back, and let you guys get all the glory.
You get full time AWD with all the cool settings, the rest of us get 4wd we have to turn on
You get a bad as 4g63turbo monster, the rest of us have to deal with the ****ty mivec V6
you get great looks, and a huge, bad *** intercooler
we get... to drive our damnkids around
You get great hair, sunglasses, and hot chicks
we get, wrinkled clothes, sun blinding our eyes, kids screaming in the back, and oh yeah... our wives.

God I feel really sorry for myself... I just bought an 07 outlander xls, so I can take my wife and 4 kids out and not take 2 cars.

Look guys, I am going down to my dealer and getting evo stickers, and badges...
please, can I hang out with you... please, I need this.

Sincerly,

Mr. where you will all be in 5 years

 

That was deep....lol all i can say is WTF M8E?

 

Now that was a hilarious rant post!
That just made my day and I don't even own an EVO, lol.

I do feel you on the kids and wife thing.
That "great hair" thing....lmao! If only you could see some of my buddies in my local club with EVOs...they're all missing "great hair" (Army) and most are "kids"...no offense to the younger crowd.

 

And don't forget us "old" folks.......
Just bide your time, enjoy the kids while you can. In the blink of an eye they'll old and out of the house. It happened to me, now I got a garagre full of toys.
Oh yea, you might want to be nice to them once in a while. After all, they are the ones that will be picking out your nursing home LOL

 

do I have to be nice to my wife too?
please tell me I dont,
I just dont think I can take another blow

 

oh, and thanks alot GRAMPS
FOR RUBBING IT IN MY FACE...
thanks, 18 years to go, give or take...

 

so go buy and Evo is your family bigger than 5 ? lol it seats 5 and has a good amount of rear seat room. This thread is awsome. Makes my like my car more hahahaha.

I really have F.O.G. to thank for the re newed insparation on keeping my Evo

 

haha, this is a great thread. I especially like the little ending remark

 

this just put a smile on my face coming from a ****ty day, thanks.

 

Lets see, Me, the bitc...err, i meanwife, three girls, and a son on the way (the only thing I have to be thankfull for.)

Glad I could make all you guys so friggin happy about how great your EVO ladenexistence is. If you are ever lookin for me, I will be the guy laughin at all you jackholes when this happens to you.
Sounds like I should have listened to the TROJAN MAN!!!

Hey, I got an Idea, why dont you all get together, and make my day.
Buy me an EVO, and I promise, I wont drive it to much, and I will hand it down to my only son.

god I hate my life...

(all in good humor guys,)