Ninjas vs Pirates?
Yeah, but see the pirates would have to actually be able to hit the ninjas with their rusty swords, which isn't going to happen, because they are agile and stealth-like. See, pirates are all about quantity, a high number of pirates to attack a village or whatever. But ninjas definitely have the quality. They are fast, and are very good with their weapons of choice. The pirates wouldn't stand a chance.
Besides, even if they got Tetanus, that would take a while to pwn them. The ninjas would kill them all before they died anyway, thus winning.
Besides, even if they got Tetanus, that would take a while to pwn them. The ninjas would kill them all before they died anyway, thus winning.
Vampires may be fictional but so are the Ninjas that you guys are refering to. so I think the vamps fit in nicely. Besides vampires don't turn into bats though they DO only attack at night.








