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Old 10-12-2007, 02:31 PM
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ok so i'm bored out of my skull at work, as usual, when i get these emails from professors to all employees,i guess just so people can learn something new ( i run the switchboard at the university of sc- upstate) but anyways the ones today made me lol so i thought i'd share them.. and see if anyone else had any.. so while I'm bored I have something to read..

ANTLERS PROBABLY GET HEAVY ON A HUNG-OVER HEAD
[/align]Fall is when Sweden's huge apple crops ripen, with many falling to the ground. In the rotting process, alcohol is created in the juice, allowing some 300,000 moose to get falling-down drunk.[/align][/align][/align]THIS BULL MUST ALWAYS BE SMILING[/align][/align]Sunny Boy, a 2,600-pound bull housedat a farm near Harfsen, Netherlands,set a worldwide record when he "donated" his millionth load of semen for artificial insemination. Ronald Van Giessen, of the KI Oost cattle-breeding cooperative, said this bull could be the father of as many as 600,000 calves.[/align]
 
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Old 10-12-2007, 02:39 PM
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I would hate to see how much he pays in child support.
 
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:00 PM
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im gon efor 12 hours and look what threads i see
 
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:47 PM
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THe land of the drunken mooses... that must be funny as hell hahaha
 
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Guess you couldnt feel special to be his calf..
 
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:53 PM
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i would love to see a drunk moose, that would be hella funny
 
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:27 PM
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i wanna see a drunken moose too!! lol. Mitsu meet in sweden next year whenever the drunken moose come out!! lol. I hope my emails next week are as interesting.. since it seems I'm the only geek that is going to actually post facts lol
 
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:35 AM
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something like30% of guys fake orgasims. I would try to search of a link but I am in school and I dontwant the kid sitting next to meto think iam werid lol.

Btw a drunk moosehas gotta be some dangerous ****, they're heavy as hell.
 
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:47 AM
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HAHA slow420a what brought that up LMAO... i would never fake an orgasm... then the fun is over too soonlol, but seriously man, that was random
 
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:03 PM
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What part of this thread isnt random. And why in the hell would a guy fake an orgasm, it defies the purposeof having sex in the first place.
 


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