Cellphone Jokes
#1
01-29-2008, 08:26 PM
Cellphone Jokes
Every now and again Ill get texts, that are offensive funny, or just wrong all from different ppl. Thought I share.
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This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex. a sex, dumb sex, *** sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. Now read it without the word "sex"
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A Hillbilly is f'n his sister and she stops and laughs
He asks whats so funny
she replys you F' like pa
he then laughs and says thats what ma said
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Sutieds shwo taht lal poelpe taht gvie gdoo heda cna udnaesrtn wtah hits ysas.
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I asked santa for a condom he gave me 2
I asked santa for a dollar ge have me five
I asked santa for a hoe and I got this number
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Have you heard, cops are looking for a supsect that is said to be good looking, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly *** is safe but where am I gonna hide.
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This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex. a sex, dumb sex, *** sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. Now read it without the word "sex"
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A Hillbilly is f'n his sister and she stops and laughs
He asks whats so funny
she replys you F' like pa
he then laughs and says thats what ma said
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Sutieds shwo taht lal poelpe taht gvie gdoo heda cna udnaesrtn wtah hits ysas.
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I asked santa for a condom he gave me 2
I asked santa for a dollar ge have me five
I asked santa for a hoe and I got this number
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Have you heard, cops are looking for a supsect that is said to be good looking, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly *** is safe but where am I gonna hide.
#2
01-29-2008, 09:07 PM
RE: Cellphone Jokes
lol nice man... i guess i give good head then, i understood what it said 
lol...
lol...
#3
01-29-2008, 09:10 PM
RE: Cellphone Jokes
haha wow well it's good to know nick, it's good to know how you make $$ to buy your cars,lol
and yeah this kidd from my work sends me sum that r pretty fu**ed up and he's sick in the head,lol and it never gets old to him
but i luv those, not gunna lie
and yeah this kidd from my work sends me sum that r pretty fu**ed up and he's sick in the head,lol and it never gets old to him
but i luv those, not gunna lie
#6
01-30-2008, 11:07 AM
RE: Cellphone Jokes
ORIGINAL: atown420
heres another one.
Afemale police officer pulled over a man for DUI. The female officer said everythingyou saywill be held against you. The man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.
heres another one.
Afemale police officer pulled over a man for DUI. The female officer said everythingyou saywill be held against you. The man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.
GRAMMAR POLICIA!!
#9
01-31-2008, 11:26 AM
RE: Cellphone Jokes
ORIGINAL: 1987 TSI
My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.
My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.
#10
01-31-2008, 11:28 AM
RE: Cellphone Jokes
ORIGINAL: atown420
heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.
heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.