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Werid Fight With a 56 Yeard Old Man!!!!

well crap dont know were to start...well i was out side smoking a cig
and the ladie that lives in the back of us...her friends (2 guys) came out the
backyard and the drunk dude goes is that a joint...im like i dont smoke weed
it for loser's...so he gets all mad and start going are u think your a bad ass or something?
So i go yes i am...he walks away telling his friend to watch this p u ssy ass (about me)
so im like WTF so im getting my laundry out of the dryer and he is walks up to me telling
me to get a message to her.he was like do u know were she is.im like no
so he talking the drunk talk...lmmfao..he grabs my laundry basket out my hand and starts
to hit me with it...at this point all my clean cloths are all over the ground

the next thing i know he punched me in the face...so im thinking its on..YAY
ROUND ONE!!!!

I nock him so hard in the head he falls...im like get the f u c k up
he gets up...i grab him by his throat (Choking him as hard as i can)
i slam his ass to the cement hard smacking his head into a steel fence that was made back in the 1930's
at this point he is trying to get me off of him..he cant punch cant kick...so his last resort
is grabing my nuts so hard...lol...i just let go and just messed his face up so bad
getting in like 15 punchs and acouple rib shots..at this point my wife comes out and was wtf
i said call the cops...i knew it was over after that so i got acouple more face shots in again!!!!

so im holding him down tell the cops get here.... im choking him out with my shin...so i see the cops roll up unmount off of him still
choking him him out with my hand!!!!! (Still as hard as i could)

the whole time the other guy was standing around talking s hit to his friend...going look u got your self f u c k up and calling him all kinds of funny ass s hit!!!!

the dude was born in 1953....so i guess i beat the hell out of a senior citizen