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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone

believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes,

why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses

are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Why?
Because...that's why.

Good find, and some are so true.

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I think all of them are true... So sad..

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Why are these so true?

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Because the oracle say so.

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That is a nice post, and why do people look up when you tell them not too?

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curiousity?[X(]

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the same can be said for for saying dont look down:D

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True

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i lolered

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They do this to make YOU ask questions!

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they are all too true, actually its kinda sad that most of them are

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Why do we grip the steering wheel tighter when teh roads are slippery?

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Good question.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Somebody has wayyyy too much time on their hands to be sittin' around thinkin' of this sh!t. The person needs to find a hobby like modding their DSM :D

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why is a drivway called a driveway when you dont drive in it

lol these are very true though, i used to know alot of them...

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dont u have to drive through the driveway to get to the garage?

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lol. those were all amusing. i sure have missed my mitsuforums!! :D

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I understand driveway, I understand walkway...
but you can't stop on the parkway.

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why do they call it 'taking a dump" when you don't actually take it anywhere?You leave right there in the toilet I would hope!

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Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you don't take it anywhere?? You leave it right there in the toilet hopefully!

In the 70s 1 in 4 was the stat too. I think it is higher now. Let me lob a grenade here:Just look at one of the political parties here in the US and tell me it aint so!

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