I watched the MTV show called "Yo Momma" last night..I laughed my *** off at some of the jokes and rips the contestants came up with on each other...I'm easily humored by stupid ****....I was bored and created this thread...So let's hear some "Yo Mama" jokes...I'll start it off..

Yo mama's ***** so nasty, they made me eat it on Fear Factor LOL

 

Yo mama's so hairy...bigfoot takes pictures of her!

 

Yo mammas so fat she took a swim in the ocean and caused a tsunami.

 

haha..good one sebba...

Yo mama's so stupid..she jumped out the window and the bitch went up!

 

Yo mammas so stupid she died of starvation in wall mart.

 

Yo mammas so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

 

Yo mammas so fat when she wears a yellow coat people shout TAXI

 

Yo Momma so short she tripped on a nickle and bust her head on a now n later!

 

Yo Momma don't have any teeth talking about bet you bite a chip!

 

nice! lmao!

Yo mama's so fat...her blood type reads Crisco!