Yo mama's so poor...I saw her kicking a can down the street the other day so I asked what she was doing and she said she was moving!

 

LMAO...

 

Uh huh....and you mama can crawl the quarter faster than your car.....ha ha!!!! j/k [8D]

 

Yo mama's like a goaltender in hockey...everyone scores on her!

 

Alright, I'm going to give you one. Your mama is so fat she was baptized at Sea World!!

 

Nice! LOL!!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow...traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

Yo momma's teeth so nasty she spits yoohoo.


Damn... I just can't think of any right now... My brains is fried I think...

 

Yo Mommas house is so Nasty, that I had to wipe my feet before I went back outside.

Your Mama is so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Your Mama is so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

your mom is so ****in ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye...

your mom is so hideous, they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

your mom is so nasty, they put her in the Chimp enclosure at the zoo to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!

your mom is so poor, she has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat!

your mamma is so fat, I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road and I ran out of gas!

 

Yo Momma don't got no legs talking Bout I won't stand for that!

 

Yo mama's so ugly...your daddy had to take her to Glamour Shots for an estimate!