Yo mama's teeth so yellow...she spits butter when she talks!

 

Yo mama's so poor...she uses coupons at the dollar store!

 

Yo mama's like a s.u.v.....big, black, and can take on 8 passengers at a time!

 

Yo momma's like a bowling ball, gets picked up, fingered and throwin in the gutter

 

yo mama's so fat, she want to the beach and she was the only one there to get a tan

 

Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

Yo momma so short she poses for trophies

Yo momma so short she use a dorito as a hang glider

Yo momma so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store

 

Yo mama's so short...***** Wonka wants to put her to work!

 

Yo mama's like a buffet....All you can eat for under $5.00!!

 

Yo mama's so old....Jesus reads about HER in the Bible!

 

Yo momma so old when the lord said "Let there be light" she flicked the switch

Yo momma so fat when she walk in people ask who turned out the lights