I look on ebay at the cars that are on there.. And just laugh so hard..

95 Eclipse: Black Nightmare

Notice what he says under "WHAT DO YOU FIND UNDER THE HOOD?"

to funny! Reaches almost 200 mph!!

 

It gets better...

Quote:

The eclipse is holding down a powerful 2.0 L DOCH (Dual Overhead Cham)

What a doch bag HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Cham? LMAO

 

Great the one that can't manage to spell douche right is crackin on the guy that says cham vice cam...

 

.... i have said douche bag enough on this site you should know that i can spell it... i was making fun of the dude smart ***.

 

Hahahahahaha
What a dumbass.
People like that make the world a funnier place to live in.

 

Its so funny reading what people will say to try and sell a car...

 

should we ask him questions on there like... since when was 160 close to 200 and how the dual over cam headwork? cuz last i heard that would mean there are two heads over a cam??? and uh.. are those light off ebay too?? i just think its funny as hell that somebody would completely talk up such a pos.. yes, from the way he wrote about it, that thing should be a 500hp eclipse with reigning titles as a showcar. maybe he should go to a POS used car lot and sell cars. i dunno what i am saying.. but that guy is ridiculous.. i would be like..

its a black car with black rims and some taillights off ebay. i got it detailed pretty good and this shiny cold air intake is from ebay too. it cost me 99cents plus shipping! oh yeah... i forgot to leave out the funniest part. the guys name is shmuck... cuz thats what ya gotta be to have to hype up a car like that to sell it! lmao.

 

that is an ugly dsm... and anything called the black "nightmare" can not be reliable lol.

 

actually, on the 3rd gen rs/gs anyway, the speedo only goes up to 140... even better

 

lmao... i forgot it is my car that goes to 160 not the 420a. haha... so close to 200!!!