Kitty Damage
#12
RE: Kitty Damage
Poor cat.. its not like it wants to die. a friend cat recently got owned by a low rider. i ran over one also.. but it was already dead. i just destroyed it more.. poor thing.. i missed a deer a few days ago...ran acrossed i missed it but on coming hit it and it bounced back to the other lane and i had to manuver quick ..
#19
RE: Kitty Damage
When I saw what it did to my bumper I went back and killed it a few more times. I did a burnout on its head and then came back dumped gasoline all over it and lit it on fire, then i pissed on its burning corpse[:-]. as i was doing this a bus full of nuns coming from the local orphanage saw me, ended up crashing. the tire from the bus ended up flying off hitting this guys windshield who was passing by causing him to crash into a telephone poll. when he crashed into the telephone poll a transformer overhead blewup showering down sparks which caused his car to catch on fire and explode. the driver ends up running out of his vechile on fire runs to the field drops down and starts to roll which causes a huge wild fire.so the fire starts burning uncontrollably and threatens to burn down the closest building which just happens to be the local retirement home. the janitor of the retirement home had been mopping the floor and forgot to put down the caution sign because of the accident. so the old people started running out half of them slipping on the floor and braking thier hips. the building catches on fire... and uhhh everyone dies...