Thats true about birds taking a crap there needs to be a scientific study done on that. When my car is dirty birds don't come near it but, as soon as I wash it the **** hits the fan. (or should I say the **** hits the Bat mobile)
Plus by having a black car I can only keep it clean three days tops. I even have a duster and I dust every morning after PT.

WAX + BLACK CAR = LITTER BOX 4 BIRDS!!

 

wow... that bird must have been SICK

 

some smart *** prolly tried throwing him some alkaselzer and threw a laxative pill instead haha

 

I was wondering where all those went! I mean uh...

 

ever since (6 months) i got my car it has only been poop on 1 time...Nock on wood

 

Now, 50ul, you shall go outside and may the largest, fattest pigeon with a intestinal disease **** on the dead center of your hood... HAHAhAHA! I say this because I parked my 2g under a tree... and guess what.

 

let me think....you got Sh It On...lmmfao
i dont park under anything...just the sky and unless some dumb birds are playing poop wars
and hopefully they suck at aiming

 

not wisconsin birds they are like army snipers. i dont park under anything either but that didnt matter....

 

lol natedogg...army snipers

ok sir two clicks to the right....aim ... fire.....Direct hit.....ok boys lets go home are jobs here are done

 

luckily i haven't had the problem in some time. my worries are more focused on this damn pollen in the south!!!!!!!!!! if anybody has lived down this way you know what i'm talking about. i got done washing my car 2 weeks ago and by the time i dried it w/ my absorber i had to go back and use my duster before i could wax it, then dust it LITERALY every time i got out of the car. within about 30 seconds, it has a coat of yellow on it. not fun.