So, I had to go meet my ex-wife to pick up my daughter. I get there, and since she subscribes to the "keep up with the jones" methodology...
She had to try and 1UP me... LOL, stupid bitch... so anyhow, she just bought used 06 mercury Mariner... LOL,
she even go the leather... LOL...
she actually took the time to point out how she got the "big wheels", and the leather seats...

To which i kindly took her over to the my new wifes, and I's 07 outlander XLS, showed her the 3rd row seats... which she couldnt even get, showed her the tailgate, which hers doesnt have...
showed her the indash 6disc changer (where her mariner has a 6 disc in the rear), showed her the blue-tooth, and the fast-key system... showed her the sliding, and reclineable second row...

she for some reason wasnt too impressed... wonder why...

LOL

 

That pesky outlander puts another one to shame.

 

lol...

 

Ew, she bought a Ford product... she should be ashamed anyway

 

Why bother? You shoulda just ran her *** over. Hooray for ex-wives

 

No, like he said, he just bought the car, Seb. No need to get blood all over it!

 

lol... could use my newholand dc80...
the only problem is, she might actually be able to outrun a bulldozier in her little escape knock-off... lol

i agree with you tho... *****---ayyyy, for exwives... money grubbin bitch

 

Compare price tags.

 

New outie Vs wife... sorry i cant do that.. i dont have the symbol for infinity

 

I dont care what the price tags say...
the outie is ten times the car the mariner is...
See, she (the ex) believes the more you pay, the more you get...
thats just not always the case... she'll never learn