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Cellphone Jokes
Every now and again Ill get texts, that are offensive funny, or just wrong all from different ppl. Thought I share.
__________________________________________________ ________________________________ This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex. a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. Now read it without the word "sex" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Hillbilly is f'n his sister and she stops and laughs He asks whats so funny she replys you F' like pa he then laughs and says thats what ma said ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sutieds shwo taht lal poelpe taht gvie gdoo heda cna udnaesrtn wtah hits ysas. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked santa for a condom he gave me 2 I asked santa for a dollar ge have me five I asked santa for a hoe and I got this number ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you heard, cops are looking for a supsect that is said to be good looking, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where am I gonna hide. |
RE: Cellphone Jokes
lol nice man... i guess i give good head then, i understood what it said :eek: lol...
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haha wow well it's good to know nick, it's good to know how you make $$ to buy your cars,lol
and yeah this kidd from my work sends me sum that r pretty fu**ed up and he's sick in the head,lol and it never gets old to him but i luv those, not gunna lie |
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haha those are good. I used to get alot of those :D
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heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled TITTIES!
i thought it was funny. |
RE: Cellphone Jokes
ORIGINAL: atown420 heres another one. Afemale police officer pulled over a man for DUI. The female officer said everythingyou saywill be held against you. The man yelled TITTIES! i thought it was funny. GRAMMAR POLICIA!! |
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thats how it came in the text message sorry for the bad grammar.
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My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back. |
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ORIGINAL: 1987 TSI My favorite one is The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back. |
RE: Cellphone Jokes
ORIGINAL: atown420 heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled TITTIES! i thought it was funny. |
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