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Old 01-29-2008, 08:26 PM
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Every now and again Ill get texts, that are offensive funny, or just wrong all from different ppl. Thought I share.
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This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex. a sex, dumb sex, *** sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. Now read it without the word "sex"

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A Hillbilly is f'n his sister and she stops and laughs
He asks whats so funny
she replys you F' like pa
he then laughs and says thats what ma said

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Sutieds shwo taht lal poelpe taht gvie gdoo heda cna udnaesrtn wtah hits ysas.

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I asked santa for a condom he gave me 2
I asked santa for a dollar ge have me five
I asked santa for a hoe and I got this number

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Have you heard, cops are looking for a supsect that is said to be good looking, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly *** is safe but where am I gonna hide.

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Old 01-29-2008, 09:07 PM
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lol nice man... i guess i give good head then, i understood what it said lol...
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:10 PM
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haha wow well it's good to know nick, it's good to know how you make $$ to buy your cars,lol
and yeah this kidd from my work sends me sum that r pretty fu**ed up and he's sick in the head,lol and it never gets old to him
but i luv those, not gunna lie
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:23 AM
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haha those are good. I used to get alot of those
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heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!

i thought it was funny.
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Old 01-30-2008, 11:07 AM
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ORIGINAL: atown420

heres another one.

Afemale police officer pulled over a man for DUI. The female officer said everythingyou saywill be held against you. The man yelled *******!

i thought it was funny.
Horrible grammar :-D

GRAMMAR POLICIA!!
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thats how it came in the text message sorry for the bad grammar.
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My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:26 AM
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ORIGINAL: 1987 TSI

My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.
OH S#!T!!!!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!Im sendin that one out right now!!
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:28 AM
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heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!

i thought it was funny.
Sorry young I don't get it. Most female cops I seen are flat chested and/or look like buch dikes
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