Ok guys so my girlfriend and I agreed that this Christmas we are going to keep costs down by making eacother gifts, the only problem is that I am having a hard time thinking of ideas. I have tool/resources to make most anything out of wood (if that helps). Any ideas?

 

Plaster mould of your dong. Home made *****. Shel appreciate it. Worked for meee

 

OK... For SOME reason when I posted this I KNEW that someone would say that.... I just knew it...

 

lol hey dude.... no denying it.

1) Cover weiner in Zinc Oxide skin creme. Just make sure thats the active ingredient.

2) PVC pipe with the plaster mold... and do the business.

3) Fill with liquid latex.

4).... well doesnt take a genius lol

 

WOW I am impressed that you have experience sebba.

 

im not... dude prolly tried it out before he gave it to his gf

 

....thats.....just.....wrong...IMO a nice dinner would be fine...then you can f*** her brains out and suck her t!ts dry later that night

 

What ever works lol.

 

Damn sebba you put way to much thought into that LOL. I agree with jp, cook her a nice
dinner maybe light some candles and you will be getting lucky that night.

 

Dude if you gotta do all that **** to get lucky then somethin is wrong to begin with lol. Thats just soo ****in standard, it takes no thought!