Darwin Awards...And I think we just may have a winner...!
The following attempt at a crime spree in Washington State appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, one more dumb *** eliminated so he won't further dilute the gene pool.

 

yeah yeah, and this IQ fighter wont pop up on the roads anymore, holding us up.......

 

lol......that has to be the most stupid robbery attempt ive ever heard.......

 

Ok, so I read half of it and then decided to read the whole thing to my roomate. I had to stop before I read the part about the desert eagle and just shake my head for a minute. That stupid stupid bastard, lol.