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Old 04-17-2006, 10:12 PM
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A story I figured I'd share with you...


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........








I picked this up off another forum & thought it was funny. This is not my story

 
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:19 PM
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don't lie....
 
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:21 PM
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nevermind i just read it and realized that it wasn't an insult...

 
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:21 PM
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Uuuummm.... DUH
 
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shut up...i didn't read it...
 
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Old 04-17-2006, 11:57 PM
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Yeah just like most other posts.... Don't bother reading the whole thing and go ahead and put your $0.02 in before thinking... DUH... And this is why I'm filing for divorce.
 
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:17 AM
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omg that was soo great i thaught that was great probably better than my hooker story :-p
 
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Yeah just like most other posts.... Don't bother reading the whole thing and go ahead and put your $0.02 in before thinking... DUH... And this is why I'm filing for divorce.
oh i thought i was "free" already...
 
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That story gave me a hard on, and then took it away at the end. I personally hate it. [:@]

And she is free... in a way..
 
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anything will give you a hard on...
 


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