I hate it when peoplepark soCLOSE to my car. That PISSES me off! One day, i left a note on their windshield, telling them "****ing *******, learn how to ****ing park you ****ing douchebag!!!" That just drives me insane. Just like Silvercoupe said...

 

Last time someone did that to me (at the trainstation) I had to get in through the passenger door... I held my house keys out the driverswindow as I backed out... if you know what I mean...

 

Holy ****! Bad ***. I gotta do that one. LOL! That just drives me INSANE!

 

When Im feeling particurly malicious, sometimes I like to put small slits in their valve stems.

 

fun story that relates... at autozone last friday before i head up to my dad's lake house for the weekend and all of the parking spots were takin except 1. the guy to the left parked just fine but the guy to the right was about 2-4" OVER the line... well i parked as normal and the guy coudln't get into his car when he came out of the store. he came back in and asked "who'd lil red and grey primered car is that?" i said "mine, you must be the guy in that saturn that needs to learn how to park... i'll be moving as soon as i check out." he got PISSED!!! got in his car from the passenger side and "pealed" off (by pealed i mean barked the tires in first) lol

 

Id love to find out that he blew a tire a half mile down the road.

 

dusty i've done that "house key" trick once in a while. once i had to improvise with a screwdriver. very fun and very gratifying!

 

Doesnt it just give you that warm, fuzzy feeling inside? It makes me even happier when its like... a new Navigator.

 

You guys are mean! lol. I don't get it either. I'm going to have to try the key thing. There are several times a day that I have to use both doors and if some chump parks like an ***, I'm usually squirming to fit on that side without chipping my door edge paint and I'm not at all big...at least I don't think I am, lol.

 

Something I cant stand are these ******** that drive 50 and then speed up to 65 as soon as they hit a passing lane.......Much like those who fly past you like a bat out of hell, and then slow down to the point where they are driving even slower of what you were driving in the first place....

Another thing thatkills meis when Im washing my car and someone turns on the damn washing machine and kills the water pressure....