interesting story / best way to kill boredom
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interesting story / best way to kill boredom
so on mothers day, i was a little tired of sitting in my garage and watching all the cars pass by ... then a small conversation kicked me in the ***** for a great idea to kill time.
have you ever been to the city and found a bum with a sign on his chest BEGGING for money? or been at an intersection where a group of people are asking for donations for their group? like boyscouts? ...
WELL. this idea hit me ...
i didnt feel like standing there, so i had this adorable little rascal to do it. we were gonna take turns, but this kid did SUCH a great job with all the honks we kept him there for a good half hour.
amazingly ... he got 27 honks and 13 passer-by's. (old people, foreigners, illiterate people)
it wasnt half bad either ... cause he had an audience across the street ...
yes, thats me drinking the red cup of sprite, and my beautiful car in the background.
then ... something really killed my day.
about 45 minutes into our little fun, a cop decided to pass by and chat with us a little bit.
"(with a smile) is this punishment?"
"yeah" i responded "he has to reach 50 honks by 6pm or else we give him a wedgie"
"haha, well, we just got a call from a few passerby's" the cop said
which is complete bull**** ... i bet its one of my douchebag neighbors who were annoyed by the honking. well, it was fun while it lasted, but once again ... my neighbors enjoy ruining my day ... again.
have you ever been to the city and found a bum with a sign on his chest BEGGING for money? or been at an intersection where a group of people are asking for donations for their group? like boyscouts? ...
WELL. this idea hit me ...
i didnt feel like standing there, so i had this adorable little rascal to do it. we were gonna take turns, but this kid did SUCH a great job with all the honks we kept him there for a good half hour.
amazingly ... he got 27 honks and 13 passer-by's. (old people, foreigners, illiterate people)
it wasnt half bad either ... cause he had an audience across the street ...
yes, thats me drinking the red cup of sprite, and my beautiful car in the background.
then ... something really killed my day.
about 45 minutes into our little fun, a cop decided to pass by and chat with us a little bit.
"(with a smile) is this punishment?"
"yeah" i responded "he has to reach 50 honks by 6pm or else we give him a wedgie"
"haha, well, we just got a call from a few passerby's" the cop said
which is complete bull**** ... i bet its one of my douchebag neighbors who were annoyed by the honking. well, it was fun while it lasted, but once again ... my neighbors enjoy ruining my day ... again.
Joined: Jan 2007
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From: The south
RE: interesting story / best way to kill boredom
I got a better one.
This morning I woke up around 10am.
Was watching CNN drinking a cup of coffee when my doorbell rings.
I put on some pajama pants I see on the floor (yes, I was naked).
I open the door and theres a box and I see a Fed Ex driver walking back to his truck. I catch up to him and say "Do I need to sign for that?"
He turns around, stares at me a mintute, then says "no no no" and rushes away.
How rude, i thought.
Then I feel a breeze.
My nuts were hanging out of my pajama pants.
This morning I woke up around 10am.
Was watching CNN drinking a cup of coffee when my doorbell rings.
I put on some pajama pants I see on the floor (yes, I was naked).
I open the door and theres a box and I see a Fed Ex driver walking back to his truck. I catch up to him and say "Do I need to sign for that?"
He turns around, stares at me a mintute, then says "no no no" and rushes away.
How rude, i thought.
Then I feel a breeze.
My nuts were hanging out of my pajama pants.
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RE: interesting story / best way to kill boredom
YoGSXEX Knubbethats some funny ish... nice ride by the way. And as for JoshewuhhI bet that fed ex guy thought Yu were some kind of Sex Perv
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Posts: 5,650
From: Summerville, SC
RE: interesting story / best way to kill boredom
where do you live? remind me to NEVER go there lol if the best way to spend your day is to sit in ur driveway and watch cars is the funnest thing around... i'll stay away lol
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RE: interesting story / best way to kill boredom
ORIGINAL: davidmitsusrock
lol thats an interesting way to pass time...i want to get some bembo out there with a sign that says "honk if you like *******"
lol thats an interesting way to pass time...i want to get some bembo out there with a sign that says "honk if you like *******"