One liners
One liners
A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. [sm=drooldude.gif] |
RE: One liners
Are you coming? No but I am breathing heavy.
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