Too funny.

 

u pimp the moped, and I be rollin next to you on my razor scooter with a weed eater motor on the back of it and we'll smoke his tight *** olds......haha

 

actually

race him on this

http://www.dolmar.com/757.php

 

wow that is awesome. What a tool.

 

hahahaha, wow good story. and yeah that chainsaw was nice.

GUYS!!!

have you ever bumped into one of those idiot porcha drivers who like don't know anything about cars?!?!?!


I HATE those people!!!! I pulled up next to this porche and of course he noticed my blow off valve when i was passing him in my evo.

At the light we're on the line and with his top down and my windows down he yells over to me and tells me that my car might have a leak from the noise it was making (my bov)

I laughed so hard and called my brother right there and i was bout to explain what just happened and call the guy a moron right there......but the light turned green and he drove off before my brother picked up.

 

I remeber when i was in florida with mike, there was some kids that saw the car and where staring at the intercooler, so we gave them a nice BOV, and the kids yell "nice car, does that thing have turbo"

Oh yea and i remember mike telling me there was a person that asked him, why would you use your turbo all the time, wouldnt you run out? HAHA

 

Ya but........Im a *******

 

People like this guy were placed here to entertain the rest of us... and provide some future stand up comic with one helluva routine.

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Ditto.

 

its kinda liek the guy who see's a mack truck stuck under a brindge and has the ***** to ask the truck driver "hey ya get stuck?" and with his luck the truck driver would say "nah i was just delivering this here over pass and i ran out of gas"