Randomly funny, but true facts
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thank you 420a! I'm glad I'm not the only person to put some facts up now 
But now that I think of it.. how would a guy fake an orgasm?? I mean.. it's either there or it's not right!? hmm.. well anyways I got some more funn shizzle!
DON'T GUESS TARTER SAUCE WOULD HELP THE TASTE MUCH?
Each year, hundreds of thousands ofasthma suffers gatherin Hyderabad, India, for the annual handout of "fish medicine." Every highlydesired dosage is made by first stuffing anherbal mixin the mouth ofa small live sardine, then the asthma sufferer immediatelyswallows this fish whole. Next, sufferersreturn home, where they go on a strict 45-day diet of 25 different foods, including lamb, rice, sugar, dried mango, spinach and clarified butter. (The claimed cure rate is reported to be100% for those treatedseven years in a row.)[/align][/align][/align]BUMPER STICKERS WITH AN ATTITUDE[/align](1) I'll beta new carI can stop faster than you! (2) Politicians and diapers needchanging for the same reason. (3) My wifecomplains Idon't listen...or something like that.[/align][/align][/align]GOOD THING THE SIGN DIDN'T READ "PORK BELLIES 50% OFF"[/align]Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer saw this sign in a New York subway station in 1908:Baseball Today - Polo Grounds. Even though neither man had ever seen a baseball game, they knewthat sportwas becoming popular. This was enough to inspire them to write "Take Me out to the Ball Game[/align][/align]THISCOMMISSIONER NEEDED TO BEPUT OUT OF COMMISSION [/align]In 1996,William E. Luster, 36, Boston's new transportation commissioner,was fired after only eight days on the job. That was after a local newspaper printed his driving record.New man in town, Luster had already been ticketed twice.One while in town for that job interview, for blocking a handicap ramp. This manin charge of Boston's traffic safety and parking, already had at least five speeding tickets and three accidents on his record, as well as two arrests for driving with a suspended license. And, a year before,he'd taken a mandatory driver reeducation course.[/align][/align]BET HE WAS SURPRISEDTOWAKE UP DEAD[/align]A burglar must have been very pleased when he broke into a large upscale luxury home in Los Angeles to find no one home, not evena family pet. He was so pleased, andrelaxed, he went to sleep on a sofa, and never awoke again because........because the house was totally vacant in order for poison to be released through its vents to destroy all bugs and mice. (And burglars.)[/align][/align]Ok sorry there were alot of goods ones today
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But now that I think of it.. how would a guy fake an orgasm?? I mean.. it's either there or it's not right!? hmm.. well anyways I got some more funn shizzle!DON'T GUESS TARTER SAUCE WOULD HELP THE TASTE MUCH?
Each year, hundreds of thousands ofasthma suffers gatherin Hyderabad, India, for the annual handout of "fish medicine." Every highlydesired dosage is made by first stuffing anherbal mixin the mouth ofa small live sardine, then the asthma sufferer immediatelyswallows this fish whole. Next, sufferersreturn home, where they go on a strict 45-day diet of 25 different foods, including lamb, rice, sugar, dried mango, spinach and clarified butter. (The claimed cure rate is reported to be100% for those treatedseven years in a row.)[/align][/align][/align]BUMPER STICKERS WITH AN ATTITUDE[/align](1) I'll beta new carI can stop faster than you! (2) Politicians and diapers needchanging for the same reason. (3) My wifecomplains Idon't listen...or something like that.[/align][/align][/align]GOOD THING THE SIGN DIDN'T READ "PORK BELLIES 50% OFF"[/align]Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer saw this sign in a New York subway station in 1908:Baseball Today - Polo Grounds. Even though neither man had ever seen a baseball game, they knewthat sportwas becoming popular. This was enough to inspire them to write "Take Me out to the Ball Game[/align][/align]THISCOMMISSIONER NEEDED TO BEPUT OUT OF COMMISSION [/align]In 1996,William E. Luster, 36, Boston's new transportation commissioner,was fired after only eight days on the job. That was after a local newspaper printed his driving record.New man in town, Luster had already been ticketed twice.One while in town for that job interview, for blocking a handicap ramp. This manin charge of Boston's traffic safety and parking, already had at least five speeding tickets and three accidents on his record, as well as two arrests for driving with a suspended license. And, a year before,he'd taken a mandatory driver reeducation course.[/align][/align]BET HE WAS SURPRISEDTOWAKE UP DEAD[/align]A burglar must have been very pleased when he broke into a large upscale luxury home in Los Angeles to find no one home, not evena family pet. He was so pleased, andrelaxed, he went to sleep on a sofa, and never awoke again because........because the house was totally vacant in order for poison to be released through its vents to destroy all bugs and mice. (And burglars.)[/align][/align]Ok sorry there were alot of goods ones today
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thank you 420a! I'm glad I'm not the only person to put some facts up nowBut now that I think of it.. how would a guy fake an orgasm?? I mean.. it's either there or it's not right!?
thank you 420a! I'm glad I'm not the only person to put some facts up now
But now that I think of it.. how would a guy fake an orgasm?? I mean.. it's either there or it's not right!?
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A 420a is not a fast ride If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")
The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!)
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haha word.. i hearrrrd that one! [8D]lol. i wanna bang my head on the wall a whole lot lol. 1. cause i'm stressed 2. cause it might help me lose some pounds.. and well i am female after all
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Random AIDS facts...
'SDIA' is actually 'AIDS' spelled backwards.
Like gonorrhea, you can get AIDS from having sex with broken glass.
suming raw AIDS can result in a mild upset stomach.
to learn more about aids visit...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AIDS
pics or shens[8D]
'SDIA' is actually 'AIDS' spelled backwards.
Like gonorrhea, you can get AIDS from having sex with broken glass.
suming raw AIDS can result in a mild upset stomach.
to learn more about aids visit...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AIDS
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and well i am female after all
and well i am female after all
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