Damn dude DEFINATELY don't drop your last name LOL might discourage your sex life LOL

 

Hahahahaha.....it's funny because it's true.

 

Sex life? Im lucky if she lets me sleep on the couch somedays...

 

awww...you can sleep on my couch any night...

 

That's all right I've been all but moved outta my room and this chick isn't even my GF The ONLY reason I even have my toolbox left in my room is cuz she's not strong enough to move THAT thing (If it were any heavier it'd prolly make 4 wheel holes in the floor LOL)

 

Why dont you come to my couch? Its brand new and... oh what am i thinking nobody wants to come to michigan... Crappy weather....

 

Besides you actually think you'll EVER have the REMOTE chance of sleepin on the couch or even INSIDE the house if you have another woman over to share the couch w you????

 

i like to share my couch but hey...if you want me to share your brand new couch i'm all for it...

 

Cool i just have to run this past my girl and then well talk about you comming out here... This will only take a second...

 

oh jeez...


...theres about to be a...girl fight...