In the spirit of Valentine's Day...
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RE: In the spirit of Valentine's Day...
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Once again our society has managed to misconstrue a holiday into something it was never meant to be (that is, another excuse for consumers to dump money into foolish items).
So wanna go out for pizza and a ****... What don't like pizza?
Nice legs what time do they open?
One of my favorites:
Nice shoes wanna ****?
LOL (I don't suggest trying these at home folks...)
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RE: In the spirit of Valentine's Day...
I have used this many times (4 REAL)
See a woman waiting on bus/cab ect. Dash up and say "I am sorry did I keep you waiting long... I read the paper today and my horoscope said I would meet my soul mate (with what ever she has on and location)
Hell, I know its corny but it works.
Or maybe I am just that good looking LOL
See a woman waiting on bus/cab ect. Dash up and say "I am sorry did I keep you waiting long... I read the paper today and my horoscope said I would meet my soul mate (with what ever she has on and location)
Hell, I know its corny but it works.
Or maybe I am just that good looking LOL
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RE: In the spirit of Valentine's Day...
If that actually works maybe the women are just THAT desperate? lol
Don't forget the ever popular "Are your legs tired? You been runnin through my mind all day." lol
Don't forget the ever popular "Are your legs tired? You been runnin through my mind all day." lol
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