Things to Ponder




Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.



Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.



Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 when a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



Number 2: In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.



And The Number 1 Thought For 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.



"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today may Burn Your *** tomorrow".

 

wow... thats so depressing

 

not bad..

 

Some of those are so true..

 

^ i think theyre all true. haha

 

interesting...does make u think

 

i love that last one with the hot peppers