Off Topic A place for you car junkies to boldly post off topic. Almost anything goes.

TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Mar 17, 2009 | 10:26 PM
  #1  
Ruipsheeque's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
Junior Member
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 1
From: Canada
Default TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
 
Old Apr 1, 2009 | 09:19 PM
  #2  
PyncWeecreply's Avatar
Junior Member
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1
From: Jamaica
Default Nice post.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
 

Last edited by PyncWeecreply; Apr 2, 2009 at 12:50 PM.
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
RCJr9186
2nd Generation
5
Feb 8, 2008 01:49 PM
Sebba
Off Topic
7
Sep 26, 2007 06:09 PM
bestwiseguy
2nd Generation
3
May 29, 2007 12:35 PM
doebereman
2nd Generation
10
Apr 9, 2006 02:12 AM
EclipseBabe29
2nd Generation
1
Feb 5, 2006 03:05 PM




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:40 AM.