alright, here i go....

my LUGNUTS have moreTORQUE than a HONDA!!!

next......

 

YOU KNOW WHAT H.O.N.D.A STANDS FOR

HOLD ON NOT DONE ACCELERATING

 

ooof, that's rough lol but true. i bought a honda del slo to get me around while my eclipse was down for my head gasket change and i kid you not, i was on the interstate w/ a friend in the car and he was like "dude lets see how fast this thing will go" i said " man... i've been flooring it for about 30 seconds now!!" TRUE STORY lol about to sell my 99gs show car... prolly get close to 8k out of it... i'd REALLY like to re-invest that money into a GSX or an EVO IX but i have so much crap to do around my house, i really need to put that money into my house right now! so looks like i'm a honda owner for a while... BUT i do have a B18 i'm about to drop into it for 100 bucks and a spray kit for another 150 so... at least i'll be quick around here even if it is a hon-duh del slow!

 

 

driving a honda is like saying your the coolest kid with down syndrom....

 

racing in a honda is like competing in the special olympics.. even if you win, your still retarded!

^^ such a classic, but the best one i know of ^^

 

in the words of Ricky Bobby ( just a TAD twisted ) "Hi, i'm Ricky Bobby, if you drive a Honda than F$%& you!" lol

 

what about the ***** on "employee of the month"

"This is an 81' Honda! how dare you!"

 

"Wait a second, your Honda has 1.5ltrs, where as my Mountain Dew has 2? So all I have to do is put my bottle of Dew in a body and outrun you? Oook."

 

hondas are gay cuz they are incredibly reliable and getincredible gas mileage. who wants that ****.