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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 11:57 PM
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Modding 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

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Troubled User.....
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you ke ep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmenta tion.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1..0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:04 AM
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Lol, that's hilarious and the truth...errr, I mean for some operating systems...
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:04 AM
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hahaha nice! good thing i don't have to worry about anything but FB1.0 and 2.0 lol
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:07 AM
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lol..thank god i wont be getting that virus anytime soon
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:07 AM
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haha, watch out for questions that wife 1.0 ask you. Answer them with short yes or no's...

Funny stuff..
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:16 AM
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just try this.... when wife 1.0 interfears w/ your game time of football 10.5... point the remote at it and try to turn it. . . even if it doesn't work, it at least goes away for a little while lol
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:40 AM
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hahaha
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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Alternatively, install multiple copies of the girlfriend aplication. These include Girlfriend 1.0, 2.0, 3.0 and so on.
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:03 AM
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hahahaha

Can you downgrade from Girlfriend that lives with you 5.8 to Girlfriend with her own apartment 4.6?
 
Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:26 AM
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yeah i heard they were havingproblems with those wife 1.0's. i know a guy who is post wife 2.0... some of us never learn i guess.
 

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