Yo mama jokes
#11
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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling an EVO into Canada
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling an EVO into Canada
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo momma so short she poses for trophies
Yo momma so short she use a Dorito fo a hanglider
Yo momma so fat back her neck look like a packa hotdogs
Yo momma so stupid someone said quaterback she thought it was a refund
Yo momma so ghetto she thought an elevator was a mobile home
Yo momma so short she use a Dorito fo a hanglider
Yo momma so fat back her neck look like a packa hotdogs
Yo momma so stupid someone said quaterback she thought it was a refund
Yo momma so ghetto she thought an elevator was a mobile home