Yo mama is so fat i told her to haul ***... and the bitch had to make 2 trips!

 

this is from the show Yo Momma.
it was on a couple days ago and there was a guy on there that screwed up and said "yo momma is so skinny she swallowed on a toothpick."
i thought it was pretty funny when i heard it and so did the audience on the show

 

oh... here's another one from that show.
Yo momma's so fat, she dressed up in all black on halloween and went as nighttime

 

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee... slept with your mom, now stings when I pee. (something along those lines)

 

what if your momms dead? i said a yo momma joke to a guy i just met and hes like "my mom died a couple months ago" i was like "oh ****...."

 

Smart ^^

 

just have to know a person before telling a yo momma joke

i know this guy that lost both his parents a couple years ago. someone tried telling him a yo momma joke and he wasnt laughing...

 

thats super harsh man...

 

yo mama so stupid i told her its chilly outside she ran and got a bowl


and i am not saying this to any one person

 

just thought id take a crack at another one

yo mama so fat that when she fell i didn't want to laugh but the ground was crackin up