there I am on sr500 in vancovuer washington when I spy this 90's del slow. I am practically pissing my pants laughing as I roll up on this thing. The wing looked like it was homemade from 2x4 and papermache, the body kit was duct taped on, every body panel a different color, no exhaust, and schucks special fake spinners-- okay they weren't fake spinners but they were hubcaps!

The dude looks over at me and sees me laughing--- instantly getting more pissed off by the second!! He revs his motor and I am surprised to hear not the normal juan valdez rattle can. Instead, this honda hound has a blow off valve noisemaker good for 100hp at the midnight club photo shoot.

We are head to dirty head at a red light heading east. I am thinking about the $400 I just spent filling this tank up so I get off to an economical start.....but I was surprised by the launch this guy gets on me. He takes me to the next light, but now I am pissed like a hooker's brother on free ******* night.

We set up for a second go at it. This time I am ready for all the glued on power this punk has. I punch the gas like the winnebago in spaceballs and I'm up two car lengths(and girths) in second gear. Needless to say...but I will say it anyways....I gave him the stinky end of my business stick to the next light.

Unfortunately my determined and angered foe has a walmart cart full of nitrous in his passenger seat. We launch for a third and final time. I hear the hiss from the nitrous ( I can still hear it) and when I shift to second...it's sadly over. I lose my nutz on this one. He smokes my meat by a mile and an inch.

I limp home with my pride destroyed. I guess I learned not to mess with a croutching tiger.

Peace,
Hidden Dragon

 

let me be the first to say wow.... wtf!!!! get on the flame suit....cause your about to get set on fire!

 

No shame in a loss. At least your not taking it like a d-bag.

 

lol true sebba....i seen a del slow like 2 years ago...and i was racing him in my sentra ser an i top out at 135 and ill i can say the guy hit the nos and for like 7 sec he was gone...and i still heard his car for like ever

 

thanks for the unconditional support... yeah that turboed h22 swap with nitrous was amazing! If it were me I would have spent 15K on a new car-- but he elected to spend 2K on a crappy car and 13k on motor and boltons.

 

a stock H22 in a stripped shell is pretty nippy

 

omg.... a turboed h22 on nitrous.... you should have easily been able to pull him! isn't the vr4 twin turboed?

 

Are you retarded?

 

Nah nah nah. The VR4 ftw for sure.

Kiss the ring,
plastic

 

Please tell me your sarcastic