First kill in the Eclipse
#1
02-10-2007, 11:58 PM
First kill in the Eclipse
Last night I went to the local Exxon On The Run for some Pumpkin Spice coffee.
This *expletive deleted* in a Lancer granny edition pulls up next to me. He has this HIDEOUS black/orange Harley Davidson paint job. And yes, he had afarty exhaust, looked like a 4" pipe.I was embarassed for him.
He looked at me and said "Hey, thats a cute car sweetheart. Your boyfriend know you're driving it?"
Me, being a total dick, replied "Thats a pretty*insert homosexual slander*paint job, darling. Why though? Could'nt afford a real Harley?"
This dude got **** as **** and wanted to fight me.
I don't fight, its pointless. So instead I insisted that I take my lovely Eclipse and race his Poor Man's Harley. [sm=goodidea.gif]Went and grabbed my coffee then met up with Little Darling.
We pull out to a red light and he starts revving. I could smell the rice a cooking.
WEEEEEENNNNNGGGGGG WEEEEENNNNNGGGG
Light turns green and I throw it into 1st and i'm gone.
I guess with his automatic, the tension was too high to let off the brake and hit the gas.
And thats that, **** talking kid in rice-a-licious Lancer ES takes *** handing by my STOCK Eclipse RS.
Moral of the story, never call my car cute and call me sweetheart. [sm=shades.gif]
This *expletive deleted* in a Lancer granny edition pulls up next to me. He has this HIDEOUS black/orange Harley Davidson paint job. And yes, he had afarty exhaust, looked like a 4" pipe.I was embarassed for him.
He looked at me and said "Hey, thats a cute car sweetheart. Your boyfriend know you're driving it?"
Me, being a total dick, replied "Thats a pretty*insert homosexual slander*paint job, darling. Why though? Could'nt afford a real Harley?"
This dude got **** as **** and wanted to fight me.
I don't fight, its pointless. So instead I insisted that I take my lovely Eclipse and race his Poor Man's Harley. [sm=goodidea.gif]Went and grabbed my coffee then met up with Little Darling.
We pull out to a red light and he starts revving. I could smell the rice a cooking.
WEEEEEENNNNNGGGGGG WEEEEENNNNNGGGG
Light turns green and I throw it into 1st and i'm gone.
I guess with his automatic, the tension was too high to let off the brake and hit the gas.
And thats that, **** talking kid in rice-a-licious Lancer ES takes *** handing by my STOCK Eclipse RS.
Moral of the story, never call my car cute and call me sweetheart. [sm=shades.gif]
#3
02-11-2007, 01:23 AM
RE: First kill in the Eclipse
The last time i did something like that i had to clean coffee off the hatch glass and back seat in my car.
I was up against an Evo 8 though with bigger vaccum cleaner parts thani had.
Keep handing it to the rice, i hate those ****.
I was up against an Evo 8 though with bigger vaccum cleaner parts thani had.
Keep handing it to the rice, i hate those ****.
#5
02-11-2007, 01:29 AM
RE: First kill in the Eclipse
93 talon AWD with a 20g
and a 92 GSX beater car
or my 4x4 S-10
or my 92 extend cab silverado
Depends on what i feel like driving
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and a 92 GSX beater car
or my 4x4 S-10
or my 92 extend cab silverado
Depends on what i feel like driving
[IMG]local://upfiles/10240/E2A9AF29C5D346299C8D90E5B9ED2C5C.jpg[/IMG]
#7
02-11-2007, 01:41 AM
RE: First kill in the Eclipse
Seeing that pic reminds me of the first Jackass movie.
"Hi, i'm Jonny Knoxville and this is the rent-a-car crash up derby!"
"Hi, i'm Jonny Knoxville and this is the rent-a-car crash up derby!"
#8
02-11-2007, 01:51 AM
RE: First kill in the Eclipse
LOL thats about what it is....
Drag racing is lame. its over too fast so i do dirt oval track. Plus the cars have to be stock, Cut it up, put in a cage and run what ya got. Keeps it cheap and fun. Car dies, go find another beater & do it again.
heres a link to a video from the track
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1144836059
Drag racing is lame. its over too fast so i do dirt oval track. Plus the cars have to be stock, Cut it up, put in a cage and run what ya got. Keeps it cheap and fun. Car dies, go find another beater & do it again.
heres a link to a video from the track
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1144836059
#10
02-11-2007, 04:14 PM
RE: First kill in the Eclipse
lol, look at that lil neon go... those cars are so fun to mess around in, my buddy has a 93 neon stick and it peals through second gear... but his tires are like all spares so there tiny but its so funny watchin him race ppl and spinnin the tiny tires... 15th to 3rd is pretty good. gj.