Cellphone Jokes
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ORIGINAL: PappiDread6
Sorry young I don't get it. Most female cops I seen are flat chested and/or look like buch dikes
ORIGINAL: atown420
heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.
heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled *******!
i thought it was funny.
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 148
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RE: Cellphone Jokes
I got 2 more
Hillary Clinton shaved her P\/$$`/ the nighte b4 the debate. She went up 2 the podium & said
"READ MY LIPS NO MORE BUSH!!"
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Do me a favor & text me right back. Just sype hi orsomething. My friends don't believe retards can use cell phones,but we'll show them.
Hillary Clinton shaved her P\/$$`/ the nighte b4 the debate. She went up 2 the podium & said
"READ MY LIPS NO MORE BUSH!!"
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Do me a favor & text me right back. Just sype hi orsomething. My friends don't believe retards can use cell phones,but we'll show them.
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 148
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Big bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so I can suck ur ****. No she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f'n book says!
A rooster and acat were playing by the pool. Thecat falls in a and the roster laughs. The cat says a wet ***** always makes a **** happy!
Girls have unique magic tircks. The get wet without water, bleed withought injury, and make boneless things hard.
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would you call it?
A F'N GOODYEAR!
Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
A rooster and acat were playing by the pool. Thecat falls in a and the roster laughs. The cat says a wet ***** always makes a **** happy!
Girls have unique magic tircks. The get wet without water, bleed withought injury, and make boneless things hard.
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would you call it?
A F'N GOODYEAR!
Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
