roofies?

 

Your girl made you a *****???? You sick bastard! I didn't know you were "that way" Sebbz. Did she use it on you?LMAO.

Hmmm Dorian, just brainstorming a little here for ya and trying to help you out to give her the best gift with the resources that would be available to you....You could make your girl a homemade strap-on...All you would need is a jock strap, a ***** (you can borrow Sebba's), and some duct tape. LOL..You can fix anything with duct tape.

Sebbz, justmessin with ya only cuz I like ya man!

 

2 laws of man, if it moves and it shouldnt, duct tape, if it dont move and It should, WD-40

 

shreff..... im speechless lol. Now for typical teenage response.... "YO MAMMA HOE!"

 

Wow, you being speechless is a change for once LOL...and another one of your 'teenage" responses, you can use the ***** that Sebbz mom pulled out of her big stankin azz.

 

First off if his girl made him a *****... What kinda "girl" is she?

Second was it you that made the ***** for him Shreff? I mean if you like him that much and all....

 

Last time I ask you for ideas.

 

Shut up lol. They sell the kits for em dude lol.

I made it you *** lol

 

Haha I didn't doubt that you did for a second. It's just I really don't think that is the BEST idea.

 

Ok ok, Ill settle this. Take her out for dinner as per JP... BUT at home have a home made ***** ready just in case the dinner doesnt work.
Right? BEst of both worlds.

Maybe get some roofies too, you can never be too sure