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Old 12-06-2007, 02:17 AM
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:26 AM
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Dusty i love you.
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:54 AM
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Yea, just dont go sending me any homemade 'gifts', Seb. LMAO
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:59 AM
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What the hell is wrong with this generation LOL. And why would anyone give their girlfriend a fake version of their dick, It would be alot more satisfying for her to play with the real thing.
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:04 PM
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But not if he was hung like a light switch then she would have no other alternative than to use the *****
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:12 PM
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She gotta have somethin to do at work... might as well be you an not her boss.
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:59 PM
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Ok ok, Ill settle this. Take her out for dinner as per JP... BUT at home have a home made ***** ready just in case the dinner doesnt work.
Right? BEst of both worlds.

Maybe get some roofies too, you can never be too sure
two of my ideas in one post lol
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:31 PM
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i love howyou answered the guys question hahaha, if youre so good at wood works man, make her a picture frame, something to hang on the walls or sumthin, they like that kinda things





 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:33 PM
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Wooden weiner!
 
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:24 PM
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that would make spliters in places that wouldnt be very nice, especially if she uses it on him
 


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