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Christmas Present

Old Dec 6, 2007 | 02:17 AM
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 11:26 AM
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Dusty i love you.
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 11:54 AM
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Yea, just dont go sending me any homemade 'gifts', Seb. LMAO
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 11:59 AM
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What the hell is wrong with this generation LOL. And why would anyone give their girlfriend a fake version of their dick, It would be alot more satisfying for her to play with the real thing.
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 12:04 PM
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But not if he was hung like a light switch then she would have no other alternative than to use the *****
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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She gotta have somethin to do at work... might as well be you an not her boss.
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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Ok ok, Ill settle this. Take her out for dinner as per JP... BUT at home have a home made ***** ready just in case the dinner doesnt work.
Right? BEst of both worlds.

Maybe get some roofies too, you can never be too sure
two of my ideas in one post lol
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 03:31 PM
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i love howyou answered the guys question hahaha, if youre so good at wood works man, make her a picture frame, something to hang on the walls or sumthin, they like that kinda things





 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 03:33 PM
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Wooden weiner!
 
Old Dec 6, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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that would make spliters in places that wouldnt be very nice, especially if she uses it on him
 

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