i found today that my town is becoming increasingly filled with ******** who think they are hot ****...not that this is the first time but today as i was coming home i was following a Eclipse (gs to be exact) with a broken spoiler (no joke it was snapped clean off but the stubs were still on the side of the car ) and its exhaust sounded decent but it had the thickest black smog coming out of the pipe...anyway...as i started to pass it (to avoid having to drive through a cloud of black) the SOB throws it to the floor and shoots out ahead of me...so i wait back another 2 or 3 minutes until we hit another speed zone and then i just stomped on it and flew past him before he knew what was going on....seriously wtf is wrong with people these days??

i know you all have to have a ton of stories like this so lets hear your best ones....

 

scion xb cut me off, then when I went to pass him he thought I was trying to race him so he droped gears and I pulled away from him. At the net light he pulled up next to me and gave mt thumbs down... Because his box is hot stuff.

 

GT mustang cut me off driving like a jerk so he could race so 3G spyders well after he smoked them I got next to him at teh very next red light he was reving and looking at me like my car was a joke so I gave him a chance I only launched at 4500 and I pulled at least 9-10 cars on it before i let out and I was still pulling. I though he gave up but I talked to the spyder guys and they were like no he was on it the whole time but just kept spinning his tires and almost spun out lol

 

Back before I fixed the flex hose on my Sentra (I miss the power that the straight exhaust from the header provided me...) I was rollin in a shopping strip mall parking lot. Pull out onto the small side street next to the lot rollin nice and easy not trying to show off or anything. Come up to a stop sign and this late 80's model Honda Acorn (Accord) pulls up next to me. I look over and the thing is a rust ball on wheels. I swear I saw one of the driver's legs through the door!! He guns his engine like a jackass. I rev mine just ever so slightly giving off the RRRROOOOMmmmm.... We both decide to go and I even let him roll first. Dropped the hammer slipped the clutch and left rubber and smoke at about 4K and blew by him. Haven't seen THAT idjit since...

 

Or there was the time I was cruisin down Little Creek. Doin the 35 MPH speed limit when this little Del Small pulls up next to me primer black. Not even sure if he had a body kit or not. He hits his clutch revs the engine and takes off. Now I'm rollin in 5th so I drop to 2nd drop the clutch and take off. I had at least 7 lengths on him before I hit 60 and was still in 2nd. I skipped from 2nd to 4th cut back let it drop back to 40 MPH and laughed when he finally caught up and passed me.