An event took place at my current occupation a few months agoand I felt that its safe to share it at this time. For legal reasons I shouldn't say exactly where I work or mention the names of anyone I work with but to give you an idea of the settingI work for a small retail chan store that sells boating equipment.The store is located in a shopping center with other stores like afood store, a video rental store, apizza place, ect.

Around this time of the year our storeis dead expecially during the week days. Well me andmy fellow employees were just "chillen and ****" when a friend stopped by to show me his new toy, which just happened tobe a gas powered scooter. I dont know much about them but apparently it had a race motor on it and allof these other goodies.Wellone of my employees its an ******* to say the least.... Hes the guy who tells the cripple in front ofhim in a line to hurry up, hes the guy that coonstantly talks about your moms rack, hes the guy who dosent have ed but still likes to try viagera, hes the guy that calls the suicide hot line to hit on the advisor... hes our "that guy" lol. He cooks up this idea of taking the scooter on a raid thoughout our shopping center. So we kick around the idea and finally divise a mission.

We dressed him upinyellow rain gear so he some what resembeled theGordans fisherman, ya kow the fish stix guy, and sent him our the door. From there hetore acrossthe parking lot did a few laps around the local village idiot who was the cart wrangler for a major supermarket. After that he ziped through the automatic doors of said supermarket.No more then a min. went bywhen the scooterreappeared from the same sliding doors as it had entered except this time a group of people were following him on foot. There were two guys of an average build, one hot chick, and the manager who is a bit of a large dude. He darted around a cornor and was able to out run his persuers. We let him in form the back door and hid the scooter in the drop down ceiling of our back room along with his outfit. Upon his return we asked him what happened, his response:

"I got in and started to head around the produce when someone at the nearest register started toyell at me. I couldn't make out what it was over the sound of the motor but while I was looking at him I wrecked some old ladys cart full of ****. I just stopped, the **** fell over, and there were two guys running towards me from the registers so I turned and headed towards the frozeen food section to make it look like I was heading towards the back then wrapped her into a crah wrap and made a b line for the door where I passed the manager on my way out."

Eventually the manager from the food store came to our store and said that he knew where the kid came from and said that he was going to bring us to call the cops becuase the scooters motor contaminated the food. However after that visit we never herd from him again and that was a few months ago.

tl;dr: homeboy did a lap through a supermarket on a scooter.

btw I kno i cant spell

 

haha thats awesome

 

That is funny as hell. Im surprised nobody ever got in trouble.

 

HAHAHAHA thats awesome : )

 

that would be hilarious! Man how come nothing cool ever happens like that when I'm at the grocery store!? crazy *** fisherman on a scooter lmao!

 

ROFLMFAO.......i must do that

 

hahaha fun!!! reminds me of my old times.... i need to go back to that..... hahaha for sure

 

lol wtg

 

That is some funny ish.... sounds like somethin me and my boys woulda done