I do.

Are you coming? No.

Are you staying in NJ? Yes.

The end. [8D]

 

i can't leave now dumbass....

plus you could be some serial murderer or something... so i'll bring johnathan...my protector!

 

i know you can't leave NOW, lol.. so don't call me a dumb ****. And who is Johnathan the Protector? [:-] I haven't heard of this character

and.. you could be a murderer too..

 

dag girl, I am going to be like winnie the pooh and get my nose stuck all up in your honey jar!!! RARW!!!

and the infamous, My love for you is like dyhiera(sp), I cant hold it in much longer.

 

one last one, Shh ya hear that??? Listen it's a dial tone, yo *** is off the hook!!!

 

john is the engineer...

and i might just be...

 

He better have a way back home, because you'll be staying with me!

 

thoes are really nice shoes baby.......wanna ****?


lol....str8 and to the point just like me

 

Reading this thread makes me happy about two things....
1.) I'm not a woman who has to endure these lines......you know someone has used them
2.) I'm married

 

your married im sorry to here that.......j/k

and yes i have used alot of corny pick up lines and most the time they know im just trying to be funny and makeing a girl laugh is half the battle and when i mean laugh i mean with u not at u girls like a guy that can make them laugh