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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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If you wanna get kicked in the ***** then use a pick up line. If you talkin to a hooker... go for it. If you want a girlfriend then pick up lines wont get you jack ****. Just to join in the fun... here are a couple lol

Hey baby, those are nice legs what time they open?

Or if you really want to shock a girl... ask her... What will it take for you to stop what you are doing and come home with me... right now?
 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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hey baby your legs tired? cause you been running through my mind alll day

you look formiliar girl, i think your the girl of my dreams
 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 11:14 AM
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I've heard this one all over, "Screw me if I'm wrong but, haven't we met before?"
 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:22 PM
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ORIGINAL: TheEngineer

here's some great quotes from a movie...let me know if you know what its from

I must have died and gone to heaven cuz im seeing an angel in front of me....oh baby are you crying....pleeease dont cry, you are too fine to look so sad.

HAHA
that was from that as good as it gets movie with jennifer love hewitt. seth green said it right?

AND YES I AM NOW AWARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER PICKUP LINES THREAD!!!!

sorry to be repetative so just do whatever you want in this one........except jerk off, thats messed up


NO MASTURBATING!!!!!!!

 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:24 PM
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i'll try and resist...
 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 08:03 PM
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Well, there goes my plans for this thread. What will I do now.
 
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 08:13 PM
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Here's a retarded one:
Go up to a girl and go "Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and ****?" And when she says "no" then say "what? You don't like pizza?"
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 07:22 PM
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lol..i have to find my thread... is there even any action in it lol
 
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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Here's another retarded one....Go up to a chick and ask "Are you Jamaican?" She'll ask why and you say "Because Ja-maican me horny baby!" LOL
 
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Old May 2, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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LMAO... that was peobly the stupidist thing i have heard in my entire ****ing life!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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