If you wanna get kicked in the ***** then use a pick up line. If you talkin to a hooker... go for it. If you want a girlfriend then pick up lines wont get you jack ****. Just to join in the fun... here are a couple lol

Hey baby, those are nice legs what time they open?

Or if you really want to shock a girl... ask her... What will it take for you to stop what you are doing and come home with me... right now?

 

hey baby your legs tired? cause you been running through my mind alll day

you look formiliar girl, i think your the girl of my dreams

 

I've heard this one all over, "Screw me if I'm wrong but, haven't we met before?"

 

that was from that as good as it gets movie with jennifer love hewitt. seth green said it right?

AND YES I AM NOW AWARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER PICKUP LINES THREAD!!!!

sorry to be repetative so just do whatever you want in this one........except jerk off, thats messed up


NO MASTURBATING!!!!!!!

 

i'll try and resist...

 

Well, there goes my plans for this thread. What will I do now.

 

Here's a retarded one:
Go up to a girl and go "Hey baby, wanna get a pizza and ****?" And when she says "no" then say "what? You don't like pizza?"

 

lol..i have to find my thread... is there even any action in it lol

 

Here's another retarded one....Go up to a chick and ask "Are you Jamaican?" She'll ask why and you say "Because Ja-maican me horny baby!" LOL

 

LMAO... that was peobly the stupidist thing i have heard in my entire ****ing life!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA