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Old 06-06-2007, 01:07 AM
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Ok, Dave Chappelle was talking about Lil John and Skeet Skeet.
He said "Thank god white people don't know what this means."
Me, being curious, went to the Urban Dictionary.

I'm sorry.

Skeet:
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
 
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:39 AM
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I think i just killed around 10% of my brain with this lol
 
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Old 06-06-2007, 03:11 AM
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+1
 
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Old 06-06-2007, 06:51 AM
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uhhh dude, your arm needs to heal... you have WAY to much time on your hands!
 
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Old 06-06-2007, 07:46 AM
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some1 has wayyyy to much time on thier hands..some things are better left unknown....
 
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