What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.




Why is there no Disneyland in China ?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.




What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

 

LOL nice

 

Two condoms walk past a gay bar.
One says to the other "Wanna go inside and get sh*t faced?"

 

LMAO, good stuff guys!
That's my one laugh for the day though, lol.

 

lol wow thats wonderful.

 

HAHA!! that one is good

 

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!