Write your favorite pick up lines, be they real or just incredibly hilarious!

*drops keys, while have two drinks in your hands* "Oh sorry about that, could you do me a favor and pick up the keys to my Porsche?"

 

*holding up my bimmer keys* "id love to give you a ride on a fine piece of german machinery, but we will need to find a room so we dont get anything on the leather in my bmw.."

 

the one i died laughing to...

my friend tiki starts talking to me, "hey amber, what's my name?" "uhh...tiki..." "wow...i didn't know such angels could remember such mere mortals names..."

yeah it was a good time

 

I bet they are awfully disappointed to see the ram head on the front of your BMW...lol

Valentines day sucks, It's enough to make a free thinking individual want to gouge his own eyeballs out with an old rusty pair of scissors.
:P
The birth of a Hallmark Holiday.

 

aww that's sad stealth...i like it...i don't really care about getting things that's why i'm awesome, cause i like to give

 

I tease, I just got lucky and married a girl who thinks valentines day is as pathetic as I do.....

 

*go up to two girls sitting at a bar and reach for something in between them* "sorry to go in between you like that, that is unless you want me too"

 

"Damn, girl, did it hurt?"
"Huh?"
"That fall from heaven, baby..."

'Course, bet everyone has heard that or something like that before.

 

I wanna be on you...

dag girl if you were a tele, you still be off the HOOK!

My love for you is like dieariha, i cant hold it in any longer.

 

LOL

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put I and U together."