stupid criminals
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From: Florence SC
stupid criminals
If you've got some or heard some share 'em
Here's some I found...
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.
45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of
marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car
which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't
realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to
change the oil.
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who
were showing their squad car computer equipment to
children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how
the system worked, the officers asked to use his I.D.
for an example. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license,
they entered it into the computer, and moments later they
arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed
that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery
in St. Louis, Missouri.
Here's some I found...
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.
45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of
marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car
which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't
realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to
change the oil.
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who
were showing their squad car computer equipment to
children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how
the system worked, the officers asked to use his I.D.
for an example. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license,
they entered it into the computer, and moments later they
arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed
that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery
in St. Louis, Missouri.
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RE: stupid criminals
In Hemet, CA about ten years ago a guy walked into a circle-K gas station and asked for a pack of cigaretts. He set down a 20 dollar bill and when the clerk opened the register he pulled a gun and demanded the money. As the clerk started to put money in the bag, a car drove up and the robber freeked out, grabbed the paper bag and bolted. He left the cigaretts &his 20 dollars. The cops caught him about 10 minutes later and he had left the store with 11 dollars. He went to jail for armed robbery and lost5 dollars in the proccess.
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From: Austin, TX
RE: stupid criminals
HAHAHAHA what a dick.
I remember one. I was walking down my high street at about 3am. I was mad at a friend of mine and went for a cool off walk. I saw there was a womens shop that had the window busted out... couldnt see if anything was taken i just passed by it. So anyway, i pass back the other way and see a guy at the gas station thats about 50 yards from the store that was broken into. The guybuys a pack of cigs and a lighter and lights up... the owner calls the cops because he was obviously drunk and smoking in a gas station... the cops arrive to talk to him and he freaks out and confesses he broke into the store... they didnt even know about it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember one. I was walking down my high street at about 3am. I was mad at a friend of mine and went for a cool off walk. I saw there was a womens shop that had the window busted out... couldnt see if anything was taken i just passed by it. So anyway, i pass back the other way and see a guy at the gas station thats about 50 yards from the store that was broken into. The guybuys a pack of cigs and a lighter and lights up... the owner calls the cops because he was obviously drunk and smoking in a gas station... the cops arrive to talk to him and he freaks out and confesses he broke into the store... they didnt even know about it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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