Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend
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Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend
Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend...
10. When you want your car to be quiet, you can just shut it off.
9. Your car doesn't comment on how you handle the stick.
8. You actually ENJOY shopping for your car.
7. Your car let's you do some work under her hood whenever you want.
6. Hot cars and hot girls cost about the same; but with cars you actually get results.
5. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your car, you feel great. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your girlfriend, you look for a 2x4, preferrably with rusty bent nails sticking out.
4. You can ride your car all night long. Without complaints. Or wierd plots.
3. When your car gets too high of mileage, you just replace the engine. When your girl gets too high of mileage, you have to dump her.
2. A hot car helps you get lots of looks. A hot girlfriend helps you get lots of infections.
And the number one reason a hot car is better to have than a hot girlfriend...
1. Dealing with an oil leak is much easier than dealing with a monthly leak.
10. When you want your car to be quiet, you can just shut it off.
9. Your car doesn't comment on how you handle the stick.
8. You actually ENJOY shopping for your car.
7. Your car let's you do some work under her hood whenever you want.
6. Hot cars and hot girls cost about the same; but with cars you actually get results.
5. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your car, you feel great. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your girlfriend, you look for a 2x4, preferrably with rusty bent nails sticking out.
4. You can ride your car all night long. Without complaints. Or wierd plots.
3. When your car gets too high of mileage, you just replace the engine. When your girl gets too high of mileage, you have to dump her.
2. A hot car helps you get lots of looks. A hot girlfriend helps you get lots of infections.
And the number one reason a hot car is better to have than a hot girlfriend...
1. Dealing with an oil leak is much easier than dealing with a monthly leak.
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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend
ORIGINAL: sunshinee
im just kidding ....but i do feel bad for you silv... i dont know who you were with, but apparently i need to go stick a potato in her exhaust
im just kidding ....but i do feel bad for you silv... i dont know who you were with, but apparently i need to go stick a potato in her exhaust
i like this girl! You can stay with this forum for ever! lol
Dude, recently though, my car's been complaining more than my GF. It's kinda scary.
Another Reason,
You stall out, your car wont go out complaining to friends.
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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend
Lol poot.
Yeah well when your car complains at least you don't have to have deep conversations as to where your relationship is going.
And yeah, Sunshinee. The last one ****ed me up pretty bad.
Yeah well when your car complains at least you don't have to have deep conversations as to where your relationship is going.
And yeah, Sunshinee. The last one ****ed me up pretty bad.
