Referring to wheels, man. Not tires or brakes. Damn, take an ebonics course.

:-D

 

Still need 2 pair. A pair=2 of an item. Cars require 4 tires erefore 2 pair of shoes LOL.

 

Lol you're crazy man....but that's a'ight...

Still never heard of wheels for cars being called PAIRS of shoes though lol.

 

Well i tried being a poet ok! don't diss my artisticness! lol

 

Haha, man. Poet or not you are certainly kicking my ***, so, yeah. Don't worry about that.

 

Huh? i don't kick no one's ***.

and if you mean creatively, don't think about it. I came up with, what?, 1. you came up with 10. LOL. you've got me beat by far.
I'm still thinking though...

Ah,

You don't mind friends taking your car for a ride once in a while.
You never have to meet your car's parents
If your car drops a tranny, there's not child support in the future.

I found these funny, so atleast i can make myself laugh

 

The tranny one is funny lol.

 

If the car whines you can buy a part to shut it up
You never have to worry about people pointing out the "junk in the trunk" of your car
If you want your car to lose weight clean it
If you decide a part is unnecessary on your car you can just take it off
No criminal investigation for killing your car

 

BWahahaha killing the car is pretty good lol

 

hahaha, good ones.

Your car doesn't get jelous if you ride in another car