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Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend

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Old 03-22-2006, 10:20 PM
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Referring to wheels, man. Not tires or brakes. Damn, take an ebonics course.

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Old 03-22-2006, 10:33 PM
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Still need 2 pair. A pair=2 of an item. Cars require 4 tires erefore 2 pair of shoes LOL.
 
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Old 03-22-2006, 10:37 PM
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Lol you're crazy man....but that's a'ight...

Still never heard of wheels for cars being called PAIRS of shoes though lol.
 
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Well i tried being a poet ok! don't diss my artisticness! lol

 
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:32 AM
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Haha, man. Poet or not you are certainly kicking my ***, so, yeah. Don't worry about that.
 
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Old 03-23-2006, 05:33 PM
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Haha, man. Poet or not you are certainly kicking my ***, so, yeah. Don't worry about that.
Huh? i don't kick no one's ***.

and if you mean creatively, don't think about it. I came up with, what?, 1. you came up with 10. LOL. you've got me beat by far.
I'm still thinking though...

Ah,

You don't mind friends taking your car for a ride once in a while.
You never have to meet your car's parents
If your car drops a tranny, there's not child support in the future.

I found these funny, so atleast i can make myself laugh
 
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Old 03-23-2006, 05:55 PM
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The tranny one is funny lol.
 
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:07 PM
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If the car whines you can buy a part to shut it up
You never have to worry about people pointing out the "junk in the trunk" of your car
If you want your car to lose weight clean it
If you decide a part is unnecessary on your car you can just take it off
No criminal investigation for killing your car
 
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:09 PM
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BWahahaha killing the car is pretty good lol
 
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hahaha, good ones.

Your car doesn't get jelous if you ride in another car
 


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